Dope Rope | 200mg Gummy Rope | Sour Apple Smash
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???? "Ode to Sour Apple Smash"
by Gummy DeMarco, Rope Model / Snack Poet Laureate / Llama Liaison
They said it couldn’t be done
That no rope could taste like chaos and fun.
But I said, “Hold my snack,” and took a stand,
With apple in heart and rope in hand.
It hits like a zing from a flavor bazooka,
Like you kissed a Jolly Rancher... then married a hookah.
Sweet on the end, but tart in the start,
Like making out with a fruit cart.
It doesn’t whisper. It screams in green.
The boldest rope you’ve ever seen.
It’s citrus, it’s sass, it’s lips doing yoga
A snack-induced trip to downtown Alpena
No llama chewing. No goats in shades.
Just me, a dream, and edible upgrades.
It’s 200mg of legend in twisty form,
For rainy days or thunderstorm norm.
So if your taste buds feel ignored,
And life’s a snackless, flavorless board . . .
Grab the Smash, unwrap the myth,
And let your mouth say, “What even is this?”
Snack Bless, – Gummy DeMarco, Rope Model / Sour Strategist / Tang Tactician
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